Gemli Response to Maureen Dowd — 29Jan2017

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I look forward to the news each day with a mixture of eager anticipation and dread. Ironically, the good days start with the president doing something incredibly stupid. As long as he keeps digging a hole, the hope is that eventually he’ll fall in.

The thing that troubles me is that he might accidentally say something that is mildly not crazy. This will make people start to wonder if he’s becoming normal, because people tend to grade on a curve. And what a curve! Black holes bend space less than the president’s brain. The curve is so pronounced that if he said one plus one equaled two, people would say, ah, he’s moderating.

Some say that the way to deal with a loony leader is to stick to the facts. Let him rant, but calmly strike back with reality. Discredit what he says. Take the high road while he slogs through the mud. But that’s no fun. When he says ridiculous things, he should be ridiculed in return.

The Times should run a daily column titled, “More on the President.” He wouldn’t get the joke, and it would be a great place to list his dubious deeds. It would read like an old David Letterman Top Ten List.

Jay Leno’s “Jaywalking” segments had him asking simple questions to the general public, with hilarious results. Our president seems to be one of those people on the street, with as much knowledge of politics as a farm animal. It would be a shame to take him seriously when everything he says is a joke.

It’s just too bad that the joke’s on us.

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