Comic Relief?

Well, I’m getting sick of everything these days, Fox News, Candidates, Ossetia, Olympics, MSM, you-name-it, so, I went and looked up some humor. Here’s what I found under Philosophy Jokes (so, I’m not sick of philosophy yet I guess):

Seen on a restroom wall: “God is dead: Nietzsche.
Nietzsche is dead: God.”

* * * * * * * hey, who ya gonna believe, huh?

Descartes walks into a café and sits down ready to order.
A waiter comes up to him and asks, “Do you need a menu?”
Descartes replies, “I think not,” and he disappears!

* * * * * * *Poof! That’ll teach him to be a dualist.

Overheard in 18th century England: “Did you hear that George
Berkeley died? His girlfriend stopped seeing him.”

* * * * * * *Taking “seeing is believing” too literally?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender?
“Make me one with everything.”
What did the hot dog vender say when the Buddhist asked for his change?
“Change come from within.”

* * * * * * *Yeah, try to find it!

Did you hear about the Buddhist who spilled his coffee while driving to work?
He had bad kar-mug.

* * * * * * *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  1. Missy’s avatar

    groan!

    “make me one with everything?”

    groan!

  2. Mardé’s avatar

    Jah, it tis pretty corny, for sure, groan, groan…

  3. Border Explorer’s avatar

    Finally, some good jokes! Just what I needed, too. I’m might even be able to remember and tell these. They’re great.

  4. Mardé’s avatar

    Glad you like those “philosophical” jokes. I especially like the first and second one! Bwahahahahahah!

  5. SleepyLaKate’s avatar

    Hmmm so God killed Nietzsche… yeah technically I guess that could be correct.

  6. Mardé’s avatar

    Yeah, I guess God got the last laugh. Ha Ha you’re dead Friedrich! That’ll show ya! Ah haint dead after all! ……. Of course, this assumes that there is in fact a God and that he gives a shit about Nietzsche. Quite a stretch.
    :mrgreen: 😈 😆 😯

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